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Things
are just starting to
dry out on the The
situation was getting a
little sketchy so my friend Fiak and I decided to make some beer. Some
of the
folks whose houses were flooded in the lower areas came up the mountain
for New
Years Eve, and one of them, Rob, even brought his hot tub along. It was
too
late for his propane tank, which was prevented from joining the
migration only
through very heroic efforts. It was in the back yard tied to a post;
bobbing
and snorting, obviously very envious of the other tanks that were
released into
the wild to go wherever it is that propane tanks go in these
situations. Speaking
of migrations, I am
back out in the There are
those who have
argued that human history is just a tiny speck of geologic time, even a
tiny
speck of biological time. We are recent arrivals, and our chances under
the
best of conditions to survive as long as say, the yeast in the beer,
are
remote. It now seems like it would only take about twenty million years
to
respecieate the entire planet after the human-caused mass extinction
now
looming on our horizon. So what’s the big deal? By fighting our own
extinction,
are we going against the natural order? If the mainstream of human
history is a
light-speed rush toward extinction, why should we attempt to alter the
course
of evolutionary history? Is it natural to want to save nature when our
kind has
been evidently trying to destroy it for over 40,000 years? Are we even
evolutionarily equipped for survival? On a
purely biological level
I think the answer to the question is no. Our genes carry the seeds of
our own
destruction. If we simply follow them blindly into the future, we will
join the
many other species that have naturally evolved into a highly
specialized
organism only to face extinction when the biological or geological or
even
cosmological shit hit the fan. It seems obvious that now that we know
that we
have genes, and where they come from, we can no longer allow them to
determine
future events. This is something we already do with some of our
so-called
“instincts”, which we now suppress regularly or face the likelihood of
a long
life in prison. We have the genes not only of hunter-gatherers, but of
heavily
armed, hairless warrior apes on drugs. Like the hot tubs and propane
tanks of
the I am not
talking about
leaving it behind in the literal sense, because we will need to
recognize the
importance of the natural world. I am talking abandoning our ancient
concept of
the natural world in favor of a more modern one. This is already
happening and
has being going on for some time. Preserving land for non-commercial
reasons is
a modern, even revolutionary idea. It is also increasingly necessary
for the
survival of our own species. Conservation is not only a revolutionary
concept
but evolutionary significant one. Our success will affect the chemical
composition of the atmosphere and ensure the survival of a much larger
gene
pool for all of life except the bacteria, which would evidently hardly
notice
our passing. I think about this as I welcome the New Year and watch
beer
ferment. We have been co-evolving with the yeast in beer for 10,000
years. Will
these little organisms wave goodbye to us as we exit the stage of
evolution, or
would they be glad to see us go, so that they can return to the wild?
This is
very difficult to determine by just watching them multiply, but they
seem
content for the moment. The last
year has been one
of tremendous change both politically and especially environmentally.
Conservation biology is a brand new science, even though conservation
in some
form or another is probably as old as civilization itself. The
difference today
is that the idea of conservation is no longer isolated in a number of
islands
distributed over time and space. Through the miracle of over population
and
over industrialization, we are now united into one big, frightened
community of
people who read more than one book. We are like a river, with many
currents,
all of them flowing into one mighty angry river, which itself flows
into the
larger more stagnant sea of progressive thought. In this sense, 2005
was the
year of the big flood. One of the results of this flood is that the
cause of
global warming, one of the things that would forever cement us into
geological
history, is no longer doubted. I have long predicted that this would be
a
watershed moment in the history of human civilization, but I also
predicted
that the Oakland Raiders would make a comeback this year and win the
Superbowl,
heralding the new millennium. The danger
I see in all of
this pesky knowledge is that people risk getting too fatalistic or even
pessimistic about the situation, which could only be described as an
emergency.
After watching the locals along the And that
is how it must be
with global warming. We will work together to get through it, not only
working
with each other, but each of us working for nature, as well. We can
rise to the
occasion and get through it together by paddling forward, or we can
just watch
it from our hot tub as we are swept down the river to the fabled
spawning
grounds of the giant propane tanks. Or, if you are like me, sometime
you will
paddle, and sometimes you will just float along with a good buzz. As long as
we are talking
about holidays, I got an invite from John Passacantando to attend the
Greenpeace Holiday Party in I was
astounded. The same day
that Greenpeace sent out their e-mail invitations, the New York Times
had
published an eloquent and passionate editorial by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
that
argued against the It seems
to me that the
answer to this question might be in the wording of the Holiday Invite.
It’s the
“hoi polloi from These are
important
questions in the age of “peak oil”. If some analysts are to be
believed, we are
nearing the peak of oil production on this planet. This means that
prices will continue
to go up. Higher prices will attract a huge new wave of investment in
alternative energy and undoubtedly global warming will provide the
urgency to
scare people into thinking that more undisturbed natural areas are
needed for
energy production. Unless we prepare now, we may face a new threat to
Wildlands
from alternative energy advocates who care more about profits and
kilowatts
than they do about wilderness and wildlife. We will also face more of
the
shopworn arguments that conservationists are elitists who don’t care
about
other people. And now also the sad fact that Greenpeace will be
standing with
these venture capitalists and their engineers while they clutter the
natural
landscape with windmills, solar collectors, and other large scale
industrial
developments in the name of clean energy. On a
strategic level, it
seems unwise to single out a community for a project just because they
are rich
and famous. This is no better that singling someone out just because
they are
low income, ugly and can’t play the guitar. We have many staunch allies
among
the well-heeled residents of I suggest
you contact John
at (john.passacantando@wdc.greenpeace.org)
and ask that Greenpeace reconsider
their position. Mike
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