Environmental News, Opinion, and Art                                          February 4, 2005  

Bush Yucks It Up in  Montana
By Josh Mahan


An Airforce serviceman encounters Bush protesters and peace activists in Great Falls.     Photo by John Fothergill

GREAT FALLS, Mont. -- For only the second time during his presidency, George W. Bush set foot on Montana soil to speak at a good-old-boy rendezvous. The thrill of his rare visit was cheapened, though, because Montana was one of five states the president would visit that day, Feb. 3, as he touted a privatized Social Security agenda. Shooting rhetoric and gaffes from the hip during his time in Great Falls, Bush riled up a crowd of more than 5,000 ardent supporters and did his best to shame Montana Democrat Max Baucus on his own turf. Sources close to Baucus told me Bush had been nothing but trouble, originally refusing the senator tickets to the event, and then sticking him in the cheap seats, along with Montana’s Democratic governor, Brian Schweitzer.

Sen. Conrad Burns and Rep. Denny Rehberg, both Montana Republicans, opened up the festivities. Burns called Rehberg “pencil-necked” and Rehberg recounted a story of Burns being hit by a few balls of shot after a hunting buddy fired a shotgun in his direction. It was a red-state moment,
Montana’s leaders introduce the president with redneck humor better suited for a back-road saloon.

The president did his best to endear Montanans once he got on stage, by separately talking about cattle, cattle guards and cowboy hats at length. Bush mentioned early on in his speech that there were “more cowboy hats than ties” in the room. But it was a canned line, probably one he uses in Texas. A glance around the Four Seasons Arena provided views of few cowboy hats, and record numbers of ties. In fact, one local broadcaster standing next to me in the press pool had earlier proclaimed, “I didn’t know there were this many ties in Montana. It makes me nervous.” 





 
Left: A young Montanan tells Bush what he thinks about the election.


Cowboys were the talk out on the sidewalk, as well. “Stop Mad Cowboy Disease,” read one sign that greeted Bush as he drove into the Four Seasons Arena. “Mr. Bush Stop Moralizing War,” read another. Despite the overwhelming number of Bush supporters inside the arena, the number of peace protesters on the sidewalk swelled to 100 at one point and left a visible mark on the day. Reports from protesters said that they received support from people on the street, and that authorities were peaceful, but there were also a few run-ins with hard-line Bush supporters. 

“Kill them all,” said one man to the protesters as his three young boys looked on. Later in the day a young, redneck woman ripped a protest banner that said “Know Your Empire,” to the chagrin of the pacifists. Men clad in Air Force dress uniforms strutted past the protesters throughout the day en route to see the president speak. 

Inside Four Seasons Arena there was no sign of political strife. Even though the president was speaking on Social Security he often strayed off-subject, for instance when he spent a minute encouraging the audience to exercise. He spoke at length about the war in Iraq and attempted to justify the continued U.S. occupation.

“I can’t provide a timeline of when to pull out because the terrorists will just wait it out,” Bush said. 

The night also featured the typical Bushisms that America has become accustomed to. After a lapdog Illinois professor delivered a short explanation of privatization’s benefits Bush quipped, “Reminds me of my college days, when I was awake.”

At another point Bush was conversing with a young, expectant couple that was on stage to express their Social Security concerns. Out of the blue the president muttered, “Georgia,” with his gaze wondering. The din of the audience quieted for a moment as the president nervously patted the expectant mother on the knee. It seemed reminiscent of  Reagan in the latter days of his administration. Then, the Bush pursued a recovery with, “Georgia, are you going to name the baby Georgia?” 

“Um, no,” said the expectant mother.

Questions from the audience followed Bush’s plea to channel 4 percent of their income to his crony investment-banker buddies. Great Falls pampered Bush with slow-pitch softball questions. One woman pushed the president’s comfort zone by stating she had “several questions” about his proposed changes to Social Security.

“Just ask an easy one, it’s getting late in the day,” Bush said.

After shucking and jiving through her question, Bush went to a small boy who kept it easy. “Can I shake your hand?” he asked.

The choice to keep it easy seemed obvious, but was a bold move because Bush had been baffled earlier by a question from a young girl asking him to recite a Bible verse. Bush couldn’t deliver. Later, he said he didn’t understand the question. Bush said he thought the girl had asked him if he knew how to get to Livingston, where she lives.




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