Environmental News, Opinion, and Art                                                         March 27, 2007
the natural guard
after a season
of 5 level 5 hurricanes,
a new cabinet level department
was created:
the department of hurricanes,
later renamed
the department of natural disasters,
then re-renamed
the department of natural defense.
on a state level
the national guard was supplemented
with the natural guard,
whose sole duty
was to protect nature--
everglades, marshes, wolves,
grizzlies and eagles and whooping cranes,
redwoods, geysers, and canyons.
natural defense was on everybody's mind.
government discovered it had a mind,
and remembered how to govern;
and while there were still category 5 hurricanes,
volcanoes, tsunamis, 100-year floods every ten years,
response was appreciably better,
response time was way improved,
and the green uniform of the natural guard
was the envy of every schoolkid,
while natural guardsmen
were widely recognized
as heroes.

Dennis Fritzinger dispatches poetry for Lowbagger.org and other fine publications from Berkeley, Calif.




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