"Take a Walkabout"                                                   April 28, 2005             


Rivers Rise, Content Falls

By Josh Mahan

Spring creeps into the mountains of Montana with snow squalls and leaves of green. The cramped studio known as Lowbagger World Headquarters seems a little bigger these days. The crotchety Montana writer formerly known as Mike Roselle has left the building.

He said something about sea air and salt water being necessary to fully heal his wounded knee. I figured that the ambiance of being a Montana writer had finally worn off, seeing how Mike was going to have to start peeling logs between his downtown coffee shop visits. If you start showing up in Missoula coffee shops with a work shirt on and calloused hands, the hippies get nervous. And nobody likes to work, or eat for that matter, with a bunch of nervous hippies staring at you. So we sent Roselle on the road after promising him that he could still retain Montana writer status while flirting with women in Birmingham bars. He’s on a Lowbattical, if you will.

I’ve only talked to him a few times since dropping him off at Missoula International last week. Apparently he and Floyd are criss-crossing the eastern seaboard in search of adventure and adventurers. Mountain Justice Summer looms and Appalachia is abuzz with ways to stop these dastard coal-mining dogs before they raze every hill, butte, and knob in the range in the name of short-term energy solutions and the almighty buck. If you’re in the region, you don’t want to snooze on this one.

Out in Montana, spring will bring business as usual with Healthy Forest shams and categorical exclusion timber sales. There’s even talk of punching cuts just off of the much celebrated Lolo Trail, a classic example of resource extraction and tourism development colliding head-to-head in the post-resource war west. By default the war is almost over. There’s not much left to fight over.

Still there is beauty and sanctity left in this world. This Lowbagger just got off of five days on the Salmon River. If you don’t know the place, you should. It’s one of the last bastions of large wilderness and wild, free-flowing rivers. It had been awhile since I had gotten away from the computer and out of town. For anyone else who is overdue for a walkabout, don’t delay.

I will tell you though, between Mike’s wanderings through the south and east, and my own rambles on the river, Lowbagger production has suffered a bit. Not to worry friends of Lowbagger, we shall keep plugging away with stories you’ll find nowhere else on the internet, in the mainstream media or even those phony-independent papers. I never miss an opportunity to plead for fresh, original content from the many talented writers that honor Lowbagger by reading our drivel from time to time. You know who you are. We look forward to your next piece.

Hell, we might even get a piece from Mike sometime soon.

As for this weekend, you can find me out on the rising waters of the Lochsa.

Email Lowbagger editor Josh Mahan at editor@lowbagger.org.


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