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A lot
of people think that the environmental movement is
mostly white. This is because whenever they go to a meeting, or
a protest, or a
conference, the only people of color they see have speaker’s badges.
Sometimes
they are flown in from great distances. You can usually tell that these
people
are not white, and there usually aren’t very many of them. I have
wondered
about this for some time, and decided to look into it. Other more
qualified
people than I have done this before, and many books have been written
about
this subject by some of our greatest minds. I decided to take a
different
approach. What I discovered is that people who say the environmental
movement
in the But, my black friends and I couldn’t use the pool table at the same time, because back then, even the Cabbage Patch was segregated. Like it was when my mother hung out there. And like it was when her father hung out there. Still the Cabbage Patch was, and continues to be, one of the most progressive institutions in The outdoor program didn’t allow blacks in. The only integrated program the Cabbage Patch had was basketball. The Cabbage Patch is where I learned both that I loved the out doors, thanks to Mr. Chin, and that I was bad at basketball, thanks to Mr. Cooksie. I was allowed to play on the team only if I stood under the net with my six-foot, two-inch frame and got rebounds. The name of our team was the Enchanters. Much has been written about how well African Americans do at Basketball. I can tell you that this is true. If I got a rebound I was not allowed to do anything, mind you, except to hand it to one of our guys. We usually had the same colored jerseys, so I was pretty good at getting the ball to my teammates almost half the time. My street name was the Goofy Guard. This is how my teammates encouraged me to be better. They also talked a lot about my Mama. Most of it wasn’t true, but that didn’t seem to matter to them. Right after that we moved to During the great Hillbilly Migration of 1970 we moved to I had just moved to Shiveley from Three other kids stayed inside this hastily constructed “white flight” concrete high school designed for two thousand students. The black students wisely decided this was a good day to stay home. The year before there was a riot and one of the mighty Butler Bears was photographed punching a young girl. I don’t think any of these students were scared, because you don’t try to segregate The others students I met that day at In But back to my question: How did there get to be so many white people in the environmental movement? Where did they come from, who are they, and what do they really want? Why can’t they dance? This is, of course, a stupid question. A bunch of white people in I always thought if those outdoor programs at the Cabbage Patch hadn’t had been illegally unavailable to my teammates of the Mighty Enchanters, and other children of my generation who were African American, and they had gotten as much time outdoors with Mr. Chin as they did in the Gym with Mr. Cooksie, I might be working with some of my former teammates today on important conservation issues. I’m pretty sure they are done playing basketball with me, as this was the last thing we talked about before I moved to The real reason that there are not more African Americans in our movement, I’m afraid to say, is because we are boring. As a bona fide White Trash American, I can say that I am bored by most of this progressive environmental stuff. First it was no Chicken. Then it was no Beer. Than it’s the bad Hippie Music. You know what I’m talking about. I know the movement is trying hip-hop nowadays, but trust me, hip-hop is a fad and has been for the last twenty years. All I’m saying is, if a Hillbilly (and we’re easily amused) can’t any have fun in the environmental movement, what chance does an African American have? Last week, Floyd and I were the only white people at Joe’s in We need to meet anyone who we wish to work with half way. If conservationists would ease up on this pagan, vegan, eco-politically correct definition of fun, we might get some of these people with speaker’s badges to come back and brings their friends, instead of scaring them off with Bad Hippie Music. Don’t think that black people don’t go back home and tell all their friends that we are nice people, but act a little silly. I’m not saying we have to serve free beer and chicken to work together. Even if we did, we would screw up the chicken somehow. Aside from building a diverse movement, we definitely could see some better basketball at ELAW, and that is what is really important. Even if nobody will let me play. I was kicked off the Enchanters before they were good. However, like many facts, this is wrong. Mike's still not sure what to attribute his goofiness to, and is currently an avid student of the civil rights struggles that occurred, and are occurring, throughout the South, and in Birmingham.
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